If you’re a parent I’m sure you often fantasise about the days when you were young (er) and carefree. The days before you developed those dark circles under your eyes. The days of spontaneous dinner dates, boozy weekend lunches that lingered into the evening and gig-going (our personal favourite). The days of..okay I’ll stop before I sound like a whingebag.
Your spontaneity isn’t the only thing that seems to change after 2 become 3, your conversations do too. Some days I do have to stop and think “Have you heard yourself?” when talking to Mr.S.
Couple conversation, then vs. now –
Then – “How was your day huni?”
Now – “Thank GOD you’re home. She’s been a bloody nightmare today. Did you get wine?”
Then – “You smell nice”
Now – “What the hell is that smell?” (Cue sniffing of toddler’s bum)
Then – “That film you wanted to see is out on Thursday, shall we go?”
Now – “I think we’ve used up our babysitting credits for this month”
Then – “Have you seen my red heels with the bow?”
Now – “Have you seen Cinderella?”
Then – “Ooooooooh your sex is on fiiiiiire”
Now – “Let it go, let it goooooooo”
Then – “Oh look *insert name of band/singer* is playing, shall we get tickets?”
Now – “Oh look, Frozen on Ice. The tickets are HOW much?!”
You get the picture…
Any others you’d like to add?! Pass the wine.
Thanks for reading.